The player they are trying to acquire?
A sea otter from the Oregon Zoo!
This is a great trade for the zoo because they get a marquee name to act as a spokesperson for the zoo and all it costs them is the sea otter and several buckets of fish. The sea otter also has a better free throw percentage than Howard and he doesn’t have an atittude and is looking forward to playing with Kobe Bryant.
When asked to comment, Kobe Bryant had no idea what I was talking about and kept walking away.